The Renaissance Man

Some people are worth the infinite we think we deserve.

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

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gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

gatewayslugs:

woof woof wats for lunch lol

wessasaurus-rex:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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HOT DAMN 

stmungos:

theshipqueen:

friend: you speak french?
me: yeah
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant

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slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

whorrids:

"I read the book before I watched the movie"

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hi:

this cat has too much power

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l-shadows-fades:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as. 

Who is Armin

l-shadows-fades:

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves them as. 

Who is Armin

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

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