The Renaissance Man

Some people are worth the infinite we think we deserve.

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the-leader-in-red:

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

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College be like

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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If My Dog Could Talk

tastefullyoffensive:

This elephant has a cat on its butt. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

This elephant has a cat on its butt. [x]

I’m always finding humans at their best and worst. I see their ugly and their beauty and I wonder how the same can be both.
Markus Zusak, The Book Thief (via ohfairies)

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collegehumor:

Singapore’s Somber Anti-Gambling Ad Null After Germany’s World Cup Win

What was supposed to be a poignant rallying call against the crippling addiction of sports gambling has horrendously (and hilariously) backfired, as the victim in this ad - a poor kid whose dad used his college savings to bet on Germany winning it all - is now probably well taken care of. Recklessly irresponsible use of family’s money, or savvy get-rich-quick scheme? Good thing he didn’t bet on Brazil.

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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